Thing-a-Day Jan 23 #29 - Shit Sunday

Man... if I wasn't already on some government watch list for the books I read, movies I watch, and music I listen to, my internet search history would definitely get me there.

Over the last month, I've searched up a lot of unsavory terms. Those terms include:

  • Clinical terminology for:
    • Cause of death related to:
      • Gunshot wound to the head
      • Multiple repeated sharp force trauma to the neck
      • Autocremation
      • Forced extrusion
      • Bodily inversion
      • Asphyxiation due to gelatinous creature who just wanted a hug
    • Injury related to:
      • Falling from a great height
      • Penetrative blunt force trauma to the abdomen
      • Blunt force amputation of the leg
      • Drug-induced coma with intermittent seizures
      • Explosive decompression from sea floor to mesosphere in 1.25 seconds
      • Retinal burn due to sudden overexposure to primary-source radiation
      • Croppy Flopping
    • Illness related to:
      • Inhaling aerosolized parasitic organism
      • Ingesting large quantities of raw brain matter
      • Overdosing on mnestic and amnestic medications
Man, writing for the SCP Wiki is a blast, and I'm glad I've gone back to it!

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